i so horrified.

IZ YOU OKAY? IZ YOU?

well, you won't be for long.

dan bergstein (the bella-bella-what-the-hella man you can find at http://community.sparknotes.com/2010/06/24/blogging-breaking-dawn-part-1) needs to review this girl RIGHT now so i'll have something to laugh at for the rest of my life. in the meantime i think i'll go slap every baby i can find so they never turn into horrific creatures like this.



WHAT IS THIS CRAP?! i have never been so angry in my life. is she trying to teach the days of the week using bad grammar (we so excited)?! i'm not entirely sure, but someone please deport her.

i've heard tell that the country's going to dogs because a black man is president. oh, no. it's because this rebecca black troll exists and is currently NUMBER 19 on the iTunes charts.

19? really? REALLY? and oli sykes can't even make it up there? this very talented rooster (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUr2usshTi4) can't even make it up there and REBECCA BLACK can?!

...eughhh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hkN914ownI

i'm lovin it :)

lovin what, you might ask, with the tiniest hint of trepidation:

this blog!

brennan brings so much insightfulness (although his writings are so convoluted it's like watching inception every time i read his posts) and olivia and heather are (going) to bring so much comedy once they stop forgetting to update xD

in the meantime, i feel like this is necessary to keep you readers quenched.

A short look on time...

When did it start?---When God wanted it to

When does it end?---When God wants it to

How much do we have?---It depends on how much God wants you to have and how well you treat it

When you are looking at something, you are looking at its past because the light that you see took one billionth of a second per foot to get to your eye from the object.

Time is almost an illusion because some things are ahead of the present due to their location... it is a concept created by man, even though it was initiated by God...

I want you to think about what time you could have left because it could end any second and contemplate on how you are going to use it to improve the lives of both yourself and the people around you....

....Brennan

Okay, so today, I got to represent Czechoslovakia in a reenactment of the Paris Peace Conference in 1919 at school... it was super fun and everyone was hilarious.....I don't think that the judges will actually decide to give me what I want...also, I'm never gonna get my homework done because I can't stop StUmBlInG on StumbleUpon.com! It's so much fun...

...Brennan

gold from a monster's mouth

leaving doors barely open

evidence of our misdeeds on the floor

seeing only the insides of our eyes

between dark-as-night alleyways

we spin our lives from vines of lies.

heaven shall burn in the blaze

along with all the rest;

words are just air we manipulate

to the best of our ability. . .

but what can we say

to please the divine entity?

how novel can our thoughts be,

when they're as old as lore,

how can we give it our best,

if we can give no more?


*~nykki*~

YES.

I officially love this. It will be like facebook, only less annoying and full of people I actually like.

*Applauds Nykki*

chelsea say cheese

"the only way you'll see me smile
is if you cut me from ear to ear."
that's what he joked as my knife drew near.
haven't heard from him in a while
but that don't mean i can't still hear
the way his cries echoed for a mile,
evil etched upon his face; so vile
is the body i once held dear,
visage the canvas for one last leer.

*~nykki*~

n00bing it up!

well. this is my first ever blog. i'm so nervous! D:

not even sure why i have one of these. i'm not good with clever (nic jenkins), creative (allie brosh), or funny (dan bergstein). so what AM i good at?

hmm.

rambling. yeah. believe it or not, that takes skill. 

and artistry (i drew the background for this blog). and poetry. and all of those other things that don't count.

also, i'm an expert at cutting my own hair. been doing that for years now.

(that last sentence wasn't too weird to post, was it? i can have that on here. that'd be socially acceptable,  right? that would lure phil bozeman to my sweet 16, right?)

eh. whatever. just a disclaimer, this won't be updated often, but that's all the better for you guys -- unless you're a fan of my pointless mental mumblings...in which case you should follow me and let me know :]

much love,

           Nykki